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We need our male colleagues to understand that if you can bring it down to a woman’s level and what everything that she is balancing in her life – that’s the way to go.
Rep. Renee Ellmers, R-N.C., on GOP messaging strategy. 
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Mohammed Raghead
Placeholder name for a surveillance target, used in an NSA memo on how to properly format internal memos.
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We are committed to providing primary care in a timely manner and would greatly appreciate a prompt response.
A letter the VA sent on June 12, offering a doctor’s appointment to a man who died in 2012.
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Screenshot of a tweet sent by FAFSA. It has since been taken down, and the agency apologized. 

Screenshot of a tweet sent by FAFSA. It has since been taken down, and the agency apologized. 

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We’ll expect the Americans to honor the warranty…
ISIS tweet after seizing “what they claimed were five American-made helicopters,” according to Toby Dodge, director of the Middle East Center at the London School of Economics
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If you were just a regular person, you turned on the TV, and you saw Eric Cantor talking, I would say — and I’m fine with gay people, that’s all right — but my gaydar is 60-70 percent. But he’s not, I think, so I don’t know. Again, I couldn’t care less. I’m accepting.

Former governor Brian Schweitzer on Eric Cantor on the night of Cantor’s defeat in the Virginia primaries.

He has since apologized for his remarks on Facebook.

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–Selections from the FBI’s 83-page glossary of Internet slang, and how many times those acronyms have actually been tweeted. Courtesy of washingtonpost and Muckrock. 

Selections from the FBI’s 83-page glossary of Internet slang, and how many times those acronyms have actually been tweeted. Courtesy of washingtonpost and Muckrock. 

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie danced with Jimmy Fallon last night. Because, Father’s Day.

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Hey, Chuck, I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory aspects.
David Brat, who defeated House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, when asked by MSNBC about the minimum wage and Syria.
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ICYMI: CIA joined Twitter. They “look forward to sharing great ‘unclassified’ content with you.” 

ICYMI: CIA joined Twitter. They “look forward to sharing great ‘unclassified’ content with you.” 

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Mr. President, let’s set up a new trade. Instead of 5 Taliban, let’s trade 5 Democrats!
Senator Rand Paul tweeted at the Republican Party of Texas Convention.  
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If I had a rock, I would throw it at you right now.

Florida judge, whilst arguing with a public defender over client’s right to a speedy trial. The pair then brawled “out back” away from court cameras.

The judge has been placed on leave. 

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This unfortunate accident happened
Joni Ernst, Iowa Senate candidate, in reference to the Santa Barbara shootings